{"id":814,"date":"2010-05-09T09:35:06","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T16:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/?p=814"},"modified":"2010-05-09T09:40:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T16:40:31","slug":"the-elca-message-to-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"The ELCA Message to Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Revs Bradley Schmeling and Darin Easler reinstated on ELCA roster<\/p>\n<p><strong>The ELCA message to Kids:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kids: Don&#8217;t think about the diseases &#8212; although this behavior will reduce your life expectancy by 20+ years. Cigarettes will only reduce your life expectancy by 10-12 years.<br \/>\nKids: Mothers are unnecessary because two men are equally ideal as a mom and a dad.<br \/>\nKids: Fathers are unnecessary because two women are equally ideal as a mom and a dad.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-820\" title=\"elcamessage\" src=\"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/elcamessage2.jpg\" alt=\"elcamessage\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Revs Bradley Schmeling and Darin Easler reinstated on ELCA roster The ELCA message to Kids: Kids: Don&#8217;t think about the diseases &#8212; although this behavior will reduce your life expectancy by 20+ years. Cigarettes will only reduce your life expectancy by 10-12 years. Kids: Mothers are unnecessary because two men are equally ideal as a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":817,"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions\/817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crossalone.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}